In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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