This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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