I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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