i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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