Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
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I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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