I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
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You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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