just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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