was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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