Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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