Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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