I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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