He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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