so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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