Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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