i already hear my dad disowning me
time to smoke my breakfast
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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