we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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