I seem to have left my pride at pride
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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