At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize