nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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