their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
then he tried to convert me to islam
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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