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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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