hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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