Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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