never play flip cup with pint glasses
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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