Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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