Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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