If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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