I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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