Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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