Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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