a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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