Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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