oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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