He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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