Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
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Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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