You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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