My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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