Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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