no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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its like you know when i get waxed
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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