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you suck at this game today
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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