Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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