i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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