Small penises have feelings too.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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