he thought i was a dude.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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