That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I think I just sharted jello shots
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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