Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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