shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Terrible idea I love it
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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