What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
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