Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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