If i come over, it means nothing
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
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he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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